

it started out with a click
how did it end up like this
(Source: wickedinthemix, via alluringbeautyyy)
saying “bitch i might be” when the teacher asks if youre cheating on a test
(via scotty-bear)
Sext: I wanna take your booty on a bruise cruise
(via mermansandwich)
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
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